I could imagine the very first time I saw you. The smile and energy you had that day. I was afraid to talk to you at first then I just don’t know what happened. I just realized that you are now here next to me in front of the people we love. Thank you for the countless seconds we…
NEVER FUCK WITH SOMEBODY WHO IS GOOD AT PHOTOSHOP
student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.